i love him

i love him

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jorenob:

Red Fang - Prehistoric Dog

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lexis-the-stick-figure:

jetblakkk:

sourcedumal:

branjoseph:

Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food

THE BANANA IN THE NUTELLA WAS TOO FAR

To all the cis hetero men who whined at me about “Oh that 71% stat can’t be true” about cis women not cumming through penetration alone

Y’all can suck it.

May we stop using cis. Its lame. Its really douchey actually. I mean I know what it means, but its just real snobbish

I’m done. 

(Source: feyminism)

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insect-ligaments:

pithyrhyme:

oh my god. 

*eye twitch* Are they done in the style of Limbo??

I need that Bioshock one in my life now

ITS. DONE. IN. LIMBO. STYLE. FUCK YES.

(Source: forever-useless)

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comedycentral:

comedycentral:

If this isn’t the best analogy for the government shutdown, I just don’t know what is.

Click here to watch the entire segment.

Reblogging this gem one more time now that the shutdown is over.

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you-only-live-once-so-fuck-it:

joshfranceschibuttblog:

thund3r-pussy:

disp0sableheroes:

bludge0n:

a-wh0re-t0-remember:

His sign is too correct for me not to reblog.

THIS

As someone who was raised Catholic, I can honestly say, God prefers nice atheists to asshole Christians.

I’m a Christian, and I agree. Not all Christians are nice or worthy. Anyone can be a good person. 

Truth^

And you don’t have to be a good person to become Christian ..

am I the only one that noticed the weird angle is leg is bent at? but yea good person

you-only-live-once-so-fuck-it:

joshfranceschibuttblog:

thund3r-pussy:

disp0sableheroes:

bludge0n:

a-wh0re-t0-remember:

His sign is too correct for me not to reblog.

THIS

As someone who was raised Catholic, I can honestly say, God prefers nice atheists to asshole Christians.

I’m a Christian, and I agree. Not all Christians are nice or worthy. Anyone can be a good person. 

Truth^

And you don’t have to be a good person to become Christian ..

am I the only one that noticed the weird angle is leg is bent at? but yea good person

(Source: muppetmouse)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

tomtom1996:

You realize the how stupid the concept of the “friendzone” is if you actually have a think about it

BLESS

(Source: road to el dorado)

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